All of the stories in today’s podcast are “real” ghost stories and their debunkings are also true. None of them happened in Dorchester but hey, what does that matter.

The lights in the woods story is from here.

The Mother-in-law ghost picture

The story was taken from here.

The Sun published a picture that was clearly Anakin Skywalker photoshopped behind a gate, want to see? Of course you do, it’s here.

The pub CCTV footage of a “ghost”

Do you think it might be a fly close to the lens?

Want to know about orbs? No, nor do I but you if you are interested try this.

Apparently there are some common mistakes made whilst ghost hunting (like ghost hunting in the first place if you ask us) you can to read about them here and here.

And just some bed attempts at ghost pictures.

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For SEO reasons may we just say boobies, bottom, fanny and twat. We would like to add milf, hardcore, the word “Kardashian” and the term “dirty rude bum sex”. Now that should attract the teenage market.

Hello, how are you? Hope you have had a nice couple of weeks.

Yet again the podcast is all pretty much nonsense this week but something that we included is true, can you guess what it is? Yes that’s right, it is the micro-scooter suitcase thing, look,

It’s on Amazon here.

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So this is our 100^th Episode and we have nothing really to say except thank you to everyone who has listened and downloaded our podcast (not necessarily in that order) and the people who have helped, encouraged and advised us, it has been most appreciated xx

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The thing is writing about conspiracy theories is really hard because they, like alternative medicine, are already beyond parody. If you think of something really, really silly then search for it on google you will find a conspiracy theory website (or alt. med. site) that says the same thing but they are serious.

So it started with a joke about the Lib Dems clearly having their minds controlled by some evil force, that was the only way to explain their recent abandoning of all of their principles. Googled “mind control” and hey presto a man who believes that Simon and Garfunkel’s “The Sound of Silence” is a song about a mind control weapon. To be honest we had found all we needed.

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It’s all pretty much made up this week.

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The government wants to slash housing benefit

and has (re)launched a “get a 95% mortgage” scheme.

Delia Smith wrote something on her blog (warning Daily Mail link)

here is her recipe for lasagne.

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Israel and Iran may be heading for war but the US doesn’t think that they are building nuclear weapons.

Iran has agreed to UN inspection and Hilary Clinton speaks.

The tiny country of Kiribati is looking for somewhere else to call home.

The letter that Priests will read out this weekend.

A Japanese scientist has created violin strings out of spider silk.

Prince Harry on tour.

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Did neutrinos travel faster than light? Probably not.

The Ofsted story is made up.

Another poor week for Rupert Murdoch and News Corp.

Jazz FM’s broadcast mistake.

The physicist and the strippers?

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Claire’s Accessories really have stolen ideas from the independent maker and crafter Tatty Devine, look see!

Apart from that nothing to do but sit back and listen and thank you to the people whose music we nicked.

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Bits of this weeks podcast are true, one of the things about Newt for instance is true, oh and one about Mitt. We’re pretty sure that Rick Santorum has not assaulted any sort of water fowl.

The Archbishop of Canterbury did whine on about Christianity being marginalised.

Oh and have and ironic giggle at Trevor Kavanaghranting in the Sun.

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Are Dorchester people the 9^th happiest in the country? So it seems.

Sorry to make you listen to “It’s a Conspiracy” but you have to admit that, even for a conspiracy theory, that one is pretty far fetched but you can read about it here.

And yes the White House did bother to deny it.

Oh and that rather rambling 9/11 theory comes from the same site.

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Here is the the original interview with John Sentamu.

The Bible on homosexuality here, here and here.

The Bible on slavery here and here.

The Bible on genocide here, here and here.

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Maybe some proper show notes later but this show is mostly about films

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I could link to all of the stories covered in today’s podcast but it would be quite a long list and I’m not sure that I can be bothered, maybe later.

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Private Companies have a “moral duty” to remove breast implants says Andrew Lansley, some of the clinics disagree.

Snoop Dogg arrested.

Everything else was made up except the Travis cover,

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Thank you very much to the small number of you listen to this nonsense every week, we really do appreciate it. Hope you have a fun 2012 during which the world won’t end because that is NOT what the Mayans predicted, it is just the end of their calender period, now it just goes back to the beginning.

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Thank you to everyone who had listened this year, it really is very kind of you.

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What is there to say except Merry Christmas

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Would we lie to you? Here is Rick Perry’s campaign advert

Oh and here he is forgetting things,

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Umm, there are no show notes because it is all made up, although sedatephobia is the fear of silence and Breast and Humptulips are real places.

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Whilst we understand that the law we talk about during the podcast intro sounds ridiculous and made up it is only 1 of those 2 things. It came out sometime this year when the TV channel More 4 could show an episode of the Daily Show’s Global Edition, when people asked why they said “compliance issues”. You can read all about it here and the Daily Show’s response here.

All of the audio from the Leveson Inquiry is taken from Youtube so sorry about the sound quality and all of that is real to, Paul McMullan really did say all of those things out loud in a room full of people.

The Leveson Inquiry rumbles on and it’s website is here.

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All of those Sepp Blatter quotes are real and come from here.

It was Fox News that described pepper spray as “essentially a food stuff.”

George Osborne really did describe the sell of Northern Rock for a massive loss for the tax payer as “a good deal”

Oh and if you haven’t seen the Benton the dog video it’s here.

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We mentioned in passing Boots the Chemist selling homoeopathy knowing full well that it is ineffective, they admitted this during a Parliamentary hearing (sorry that is a Daily Mail link)

Read about the 10:23 campaign here.

As we said Nutritionist is not a legally protected term as Dietician is, you can call yourself one if you want. Ben Goldacre’s dead cat Hetty is one.

Some of Beryl’s knowledge comes from here but obviously most of it comes from expreience.

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Proper show notes will be up soon but it late now.

Neutrinos that are faster than light, maybe.

Global warming deniers help fund study that shows that global warming is true.

Man City beat Man Utd 6-1.

And the Rugby World Cup ends.

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OK, so in the podcast we may have mentioned that Prof. Bran Cox was in a band before D:Ream, do you want to see what he looked like back then? Of course you do you’re only human,

That’s him there on the extreme right, look at that hair!

Local MP Oliver Letwin does some filing.

The Synagogue Church Of All Nations claims they can cure you of HIV/Aids using only prayer.

Virgin Galactic builds it’s self a space port.

Dan Wheldon dies at the Las Vegas 300 (no video)

An unnamed Hollywood actress is suing the IMDb

Many UK changing their names.

Boris Johnson goes all out to redefine irony.

The Daily Mail really did claim that a blurry picture of a seagull was a UFO.

See told you that the Dorset Evening Echo had a headline of “Disco Horror”

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Show Notes

Ok so this isn’t a link to the Maperton Trust’s Nit repelling unit but it is about it.

Salt baths and plants to treat radiation exposure.

Of course the Homeopathic treatments for radiation exposure was made up wasn’t it? Ummm, no.

Fiona Dilston’s website of nonsense including Gem Essences.

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Show Notes

No real show notes this week as it is all nonsense but those are all quotes from Dr Seuss and his books.

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Show Notes

Sally Morgan has a bit of trouble

The website for Project Barnum is here

What’s the harms page on Psychics is here

Spotify shoots it’s self in the foot

GOP audience boos soldier but cheers execution

Military lobby group thinks we should spend more money on defence shocker

Here is the, unusually warm, weather for Dorset for the next few days.

Oh and Gordon Ramsey is just horrid.

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Show Notes

Rebecca Leighton talks to ITV’s This Morning

The Attorney General warns newspapers about their reporting

Christopher Jefferies sues 8 British newspapers

A satellite is falling to earth.

The return of Portland Carnival.

The 101 non-emergency number

The website.for Avon and Somerset Police for stupid 999 calls.

The Danish general election.

£125,000 bottle of whiskey.

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Show Notes

Please go over to the website for full show notes.

www.dorchesternolineradiocompany.org

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Show Notes

You know the rules by now, over to the website for full show notes

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To be honest I’m pretty sure that noone ever reads these they have to be written as they appear on the Itunes feed,

For full details of the items covered in today’s show please go over to our website,

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Thanks for listening.

Anyway, todays bit is a thing that wasn’t released by the Pod Delusion, we blame their New Humanist overlords.

It doesn’t matter really. We should be back next week as nomal. You could go and listen to the Pod Delusion if you like, it’s quite good.

We are sorry about the sound quality on this podcast, we shall try and create a version that is better.

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Show Notes

There aren’t any show note this week because there are no stories to link to, it’s all made up.

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Today’s Itunes feed word is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis

Show Notes

Our press release about the News Corp takeover of the DORC.

And the funny Family Fortunes answers are from here.

Britain’s economy not as peachy as it could be.

NHS waiting lists in England and Wales have risen by 8.5%.

David Cameron’s speech to the Reform group

Dorset is number 1 for scuba diving accidents.

Spider Crabs all over the road.

Go and visit it Dorset County Museum!

As usual, thanks for listening and please Facebook and Twitter links if you want to.

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Show Notes

If you want to read the script for this episode (with all the links in) you can do so here.

You can donate money to the DEC here.

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There are no show notes to be honest but you can see Mr Hari trying to explain himself here

Ballistophobia is today’s Itunes feed word

Show Notes.

No notes to speak of this week as it is all made up.

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Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, about E-coli.

Jim Corrs’ quote.

Want to see Bill Gates admit that vaccines are used for Depopulisation? Well it is here.

Thanks for listening.

Show Notes

US Congressman Anthony Weiner dangles his bits on the intertubes but is pretty buff.

The War on Drugs has not been a success

Russian Man buries himself in his garden.

FIFA and Henry Kissinger.

Daily Mail “Joke” Story.

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The website (www.dorchesteronlineradiocompany.org) will be up soon

Full show note coming soon but as most of it is made up don’t expect to much.

Batrachophagous in today’s Itunes word.

Show Notes

If you want to read a referenced version of the script then you can do so here.

Countdown job.

Race for Life.

Obama in Britain.

Ryan Giggs but definitely not Gareth Barry.

You can listen to this piece as part of the Pod Delusion here.

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Show Notes

Story about Samoa.

Saddem Hussein sex tape.

Fox News’ take on OBL and porn.

Graham Lineham admits that it was a hoax.

The Disney Corporation buys a new trademark.

Donald Trump not running in 2012.

Newt Gingrich’s press release.

Toby Young’s blog

Only 350 went to the Rally against the Debt.

That story about the hat is here.

And today’s Daily Express front page,

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

It is true, Saturday 21^st of May is the date of the rapture and I know this because it says so here and here and many other places too.

The incredibly exciting preacher can be seen here.

You really can get rapture pet insurance.

And the piles of clothes thing came from @Kashfarooq on twitter.

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Overnumerousnesses is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

The immigration stuff came, mostly, from here and the “Yes to AV” stuff was from here.

As usual, thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed it.

Please tell everyone you know about the podcast.

Happy Easter.

Today’s Itunes feed word is Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

Show Notes

99% of RCN conference delegates have no confidence in Andrew Lansley.

Those waiting more than 4 hrs in A&E jumps by a massive 65% since this Government came to power.

The BBC is accused by the Daily Mail of covering up the deaths of horse at the Grand National and then on the same day the BBC is criticized by the Daily Mail as “Millions see two horses die at the Grand National”

There is now more online stalking than face to face type.

David Cameron makes a speech about immigration and annoys Vince Cable

Mobile phone user are paying an extra £5 billion per year.

The Dorset Evening Echo has “Outrage as Couple have sex in field.”

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Slangwhanger is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

Oliver Letwin places his foot in his mouth and then is very quiet.

Newt Gingrich’s speech.

Democrats launch their campaign with a video.

President Obama’s Secret openness award.

David Cameron has announced that 4 more UK fighter aircraft for Libya duties.

William Hague has confirmed that the government is providing “non-lethal equipment”

Are U.S. government microwave mind-control tests causing TV presenters’ brains to melt down? To which the answer is no.

The Daily Sport has folded.

Arrests in the News of the World phone hacking case.

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Unremacadamized is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

Cuts in arts funding.

Dorchester Arts Centre funding increased by a rather substantial 56%.

DAC’s slightly poor website.

Hoax bomb hidden in wedding cake.

The BBC has the best headline ever, “Defecating dog sparks US shootout”

The Dorset Evening Echo has “Armed Robbery at Little Chef”

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Show Notes.

The new road between Weymouth and Dorchester has opened.

The only grumpy people the Echo could find.

Prof Allyson Pollock and David Price’s paper published on BMJ.com.

The very long list that disagrees with the government on NHS reforms.

The Universe according to Venezuelan president Hugo Chevaz.

Transport safety statistics.

Power generating safety statistics.

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It seems that if I mention other podcasts on here we get a “maybe you would like this one” type of message on the bottom of their pages on Itunes. Well, there is only one thing to do. We really like the Pod Delusion, Skeptics with a K, umm, the Bugle, In Our TIme, Little Atoms, More or Less, Answer Me This. Hope this works. Perhaps it only works if we put them in the tags, might try that later.

Epistemophobia is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

Not so much in the way of notes today just some links,

Righteous Indignation podcast

nightingale Collaboration

www.ASA.org.uk

Make a complaint.

If you do see claims on websites of miracle cures and any other such bobbins please do complain.

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Eructation is today’s Itune’s feed word.

Show Notes

Robbers steal 66 pregnant sheep.

Iran sees the word “Zion” in the 2012 Olympic symbol.

Libya slides into civil war.

Gaddafi’s UN speech was in 2009 not 2010 as it says in to news, sorry.

UK broadcasters can now use product placement.

Britain is trying to water down an international agreement (the New Statesman article)

England loose at cricket to Ireland.

Phil Collins has officially announced his retirement from music to a relieved public.

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Show Notes

So we have returned from our team building exercise in Canada and we can now build a raft using plastic barrels and some planks, useful skills I think you will agree.

Normal podcasting will return soon but this is a one off charity appeal, please listen, empathies and give, thank you.

Show Notes.

Dorchester applies for city status.

The town’s award winning Town Crier Alistair Chisholm.

Vincent Tabak has been charged.

How Chris Jefferies was vilified despite having done nothing wrong.

The Christian Institute and their patron saint Jude the Apostle.

The News in Haiku (classy hey?)

Alan Johnston quits

personal reasons, he says

I don’t need to know.

Lord Strathclyde has affair

you don’t know who he is,

I don’t know either.

Cable declares war

and is removed, later

Pm dines Murdoch

Berlusconi may

have paid for it with a girl

pope says boy a free

The Star’s racism

Potholes.

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Show Notes

Welcome to the first news broadcast of the year.

Redwings in America where probably killed by fireworks.

The Romanian birds are said to have died from alcohol poisoning.

Swedish birds were hit by a lorry.

In Brazil more than 500 are thought to have died following many days of rain and mudslides.

The UN has called for emergency aid to help Sri Lanka after flooding.

Rodent penis biting. How close was his hand to his penis when both were bitten?

Glenn Beck’s removal petition.

Horoscopes are wrong (in so many ways)

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16 Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11 Pisces: March 11-April 18 Aries: April 18-May 13 Taurus: May 13-June 21 Gemini: June 21-July 20 Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10 Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16 Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30 Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23 Scorpio: Nov. 23-29 Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17 Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

Etta James illness.

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Oh and if you really have to, here is that awful Cliff Richard song,

It’s Jon Treadway’s fault for telling us about it.

Show Notes

Who doesn’t listen to the radio in the morning? The breakfast show is just about the most important show for a station and we are proud of ours. Today we bring you some of the highlights of this week’s shows.

You can read about Power Balance bracelets here,

And about Billy Bragg here.

Dorchester Arts Centre does have a website (here) but it is a bit rubbish.

Gerontophobia is the Itunes feed word of the day.

Show Notes

Thank you to everyone who has listened to our various shows since we started, we appreciate it a lot. Please continue to stick with us and please tell people about us. You can use Twitter or Facebook, we really don’t mind.

More importantly than all that, we hope you all have a peaceful and prosperous New Year xx

Show Notes

Thank you to everyone who has listened to us this year, we appreciate it greatly. Hope you all have a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

Show Notes

There are plenty of sites on the interweb offer psychic readings but you can click here, here and here to view just a few.

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Tatterdemalion is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

The Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award 2010 has gone to Rowan Somerville.

John Updike lifetime achievement award in 2008 for the Bad sex Award.

HMS Invincible is available for sale on Www.edisposals.com

Horse tries to eat a hat.

Lord Carey has a hissy fit and launches a campaign that claims that Christianity is being marginalised. It isn’t.

The BBC has been criticised for showing a Panorama program that alleges that several members of Football’s world governing body FIFA may have taken bribes

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Widdershins is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

Two donkeys have been rescued by firefighters.

Courtney Love is in Dorset.

Actor Leslie Nielson has died at the age of 84.

I’d forgotten about these adverts until Stephen Fry linked to them on Twitter,

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Hemidemisemiquaver is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

For all necessary referencing you can see here

The New Statesman interview is here and the CiF piece is here

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The Itunes word is Francolatexphobia

Show Notes

The Pope has said that in some circumstances it is ok for people to use condoms.

A decision welcomed by many campaigners.

The Beatles back catalogue is now available on Itunes.

IT’S THE ASHES!

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Hebetudinous is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes.

This is a special episode in which we interview George W Bush.

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Cockalorum is the Itunes feed word for the day.

Show Notes.

John Shimkus general ramblings.

The Surrey town of Staines is considering changing its name.

Funny English place names.

Burma has held it first Election in 20 years.

Bush cricket testicles.

The town of Swindon has been decleared Britains stupidest.

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Koumpounophobia is today’s Itunes feed word

Show Notes

The European Court has ruled that Prisoners should be given the right to vote.

French and British military services working very closely together.

America has voted yet again.

Meg Whitman spends $163 million and still looses.

Barack Obama tries to make friends with nice Republican counterparts.

The COBRA committee meets and announces new flight restrictions.

Dorchester’s Plaza Cinema.

Illegal worker found at Olympic Sailing Venue at Portland

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Today’s Itunes feed word is Abibliophobia

Show Notes

Ink cartridge bombs flew in the holds of 2 passenger planes.

Eamonn Holmes has launched a tirade against modern TV.

The Charlie Sheen system.

Someone is voted off X-factor (I think I got her/their name wrong in the podcast)

UK scrabble championships have been won by Mikki Nicholson.

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Show Notes

Indonesian tsunami and volcano

British Airways Chairman on Airport Checks.

The post-mortem report into the death of David Kelly.

Number of People who were stop and searched and then charged with any terrorism offence.

Dr Michael Powers

Boy George gets a bit upset.

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Show Notes.

 Ari Up has died at the age of 48.

Angela Merkel has said that multiculturalism in Germany has utter failed.

Nazi Stolen Art database goes online.

Oakley Sunglass for every Chilean Miner.

Government cuts the armed forces.

 Simon Cowell has signed a deal with ITV.

Christine O’Donnell quotes (perhaps that makes the competition a little easy)

Show Notes

We are really sorry that we haven’t had a podcast for a while but we have had some technical issues and one or two of them persist hence the sound quality of today’s program.

The program “My Life With Books” is pretty much a blog posting from yesterday (Sunday the 17^th of October). You can read the text here.

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Show Notes

Nobel Prize’s for UK based Scientists and here

Vince Cable on Science funding

Science is Vital march

Hipp follow on milk advert banned by ASA

Bad Faith Awards can be made here.

Show Notes.

UK Charity Commission announced that it will recognise Druidism as a religion for Tax purposes.

Scientology not considered a religion in these countries.

Councillor John Dixon was cleared.

The Ryder Cup.

George Osborne speaks to some Tories.

The Echo headline was again from Dr Seuss.

Thank you for listening xx

Onomatopoeia is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

ALA Banned Books Week.

Atheists know more about the Bible.

Star Wars in 3D.

woman appears in court charged with obtain sex though fraud.

Brussels has seen a mass protest today.

President Ahmadinejad criticised the double standards of those who attacked his country but failed to stand up for Teresa Lewis

Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani may now be hanged instead of stoned to death.

Aliens fiddling with the nuclear missiles.

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New York has been struck by 2 tornadoes.

The US senate votes not to debate “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”

Are there ghosts in Dorset County Museum?

Investigated by PIT.

Vince Cable’s speech to LibDem conference.

Muse voted best cover ever!

Abba sue a Right-Wing Swedish Political party.

Bjorn the secularist and atheists.

The UN Human Rights Council reports on Israel storming the Turkish Aid convey.

Immigrants really did steal their houses,

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Today’s Itunes feed word is Akimbo.

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Protest the Pope.

Fox News Report.

Hindu leader has criticised the Pope for being mean to Atheists.

Other Fox News Report.

(link from DexterXS on Twitter)

Susan Boyle has entered the Guinness book of Records.

Lord Ashcroft is to quit his role as the party’s Deputy Chairman.

Oldest Man on Death Row Dies.

How a Family’s Beloved Pet Came Back from the Dead as a Rock.

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Show Notes.

The Pope lands today in Edinburgh.

The “miracle” of Deacon Jack Sullivan.

Cardinal Walter Kasper says stupid things.

Secularism and Atheism.

Channel 4 News investigation into convicted priests.

BBC accused of “Institutionally Christianophobia”.

And we end with the video for Tim Minchin’s Pope Song,

Donnybrook is today’s Itunes feed word.

Show Notes

The OECD report.

General Petraeus criticises the Dove World Outreach Centre.

The George Soros Conscience elevation plan, as used by Tony Blair.

The Metropolitan Police release new CCTV of Gareth Williams.

World Heavy weight champion David Haye.

Japanese suicide rates.

The Daily Mail Facebook crusade.

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Show Notes

Run away tractor!

MPs return to Parliament today to discuss AV

77% of Britons don’t think they should not pay for the Popes visit to Britain

The Human Centipede

The Swindon advertiser uses Subbuteo men

Tony Blair has cancelled a planned book signing

England’s Woman Rugby team lost in the World Cup final

England’s woman hockey team

Christian Institute website and the offending website.

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Show Notes

The Guido Fawkes Blog

Jim Corr’s website

ChemTrials

Ian Dale’s Blog and his trouble at the Mail on Sunday

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Collywobbles is today’s word, use it as you see fit.

Show Notes

A man has made a recovery from Locked-in syndrome

Problems for the Australian Vaccination Network, copyright, HCCC and Office of Liquor, Gaming and Racing investigation.

Eric Pickles wants signs removed from Towns and Cities.

Deep fried beer

New powers for the Advertising Standards Agency.

And many Tony Blair front pages,

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Chilean miners who are trapped 700m underground and may not get paid.

Church protested by Strippers,

State, police and the Catholic Church all conspired to cover up following Claudy bombing.

DecentPictureOfYouWhenYou’reDead.com to save your family having to see a picture this bad of you after you’re dead.

Nicholas Sarkosy has decided that has decided to remove all Roma people from France.

TV viewers would like more say in influencing the plots of the shows.

NHS Direct is to be scrapped, it costs £123million per year but saves more than £200million.

“Atheist Doctors more likely to hasten Death”

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Show Notes

Evil Cat Woman

Rapes in the Democratic Republic of Congo

The flooding in Pakistan is now effecting 17 million

Bombings and gun attacks across Iraq has killed dozens

Bodies of 72 people found in Mexico

The IFS

Sexually Transmitted Infections has risen in the UK by 3%

China’s Massive traffic jam

Daily Mail vs Porn Pop

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The word of the day is Inflatophilia

Show Notes

News Corps gives money to the RGA

Story not covered on air.

Fox accused of fiddling with Wikipedia

Government is considering scrapping Britain annual report into Human Rights

Australian Election, Toby abbot

Patrick Mercer claim,

The BBC is threatening The Stig with legal action

The Daily Mail’s plagiarism of the BBC website, noticed by many but summed up very nicely on this blog,

Tim Vine has been awarded for the best one liner of the Edinburgh festival,

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Codswallop

Show Notes

The Greek economy,

Egg Smuggling,

Registrars refusing to marry same sex couples,

Webble Twosh

Catholic adoption charity,

Bull seeks revenge,

Ofcom’s multi-tasking survey,

Daily Mail profits from brothel,

Conflicting Newspaper front pages,

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Today’s Itunes feed word is Panjandrum

Show Notes

Tayside NHS Trust wants to fire 500 but also advertising for a homeopathy,

President Obama and the row over Ground Zero,

Lord Pearson steps down as UKIP leader,

Andrew Lansley Vs Mixed Sex Wards,

Bin Laden’s chef imprisoned,

Tennis, Cricket, Swimming.

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Today’s Itunes feed word is Gobbledygook

Show Notes

Audit Commission scrapping

Anti terrorism radio advert

Alan Milburn joins the Government

Venice has granted a full gondolier licence to a lady

Amazon vampire bats

Daily Express crusade

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Today’s Itunes feed word is Flibbertigibbet

Show Notes

David Cameron speaks about tourism

A Dorset coroner criticising people who took pictures

Kanye West at the VMA’s (sorry about the accent)

Michael Gove’s playgrounds plan

Southampton Football club photo ban

Sir Philip Green to look into Government spending and his rudeness

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Today’s word is Bobbins.

Show Notes

The Government on benefit fraud.

EMI Publishing asking for removal of Newport State of Mind

Bank of England growth figures

North Carolina Shcool

The number of civilians being killed or injured in Afghanistan

Chicken nuggets based assault

Hugo Chávez on Twitter

Daily Mail article that says that global climate change is happening

and the video for Newport State of Mind

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Show Notes

The Chinese Culture minister blasts TV channels

The Treatment of Chinese Sex workers.

The Metropolitan Police and Sex Workers

The amount of sugar in Coco Pops

Sauna World Championships

Man hurt in Watersports Accident,

The Express front page,

Prayer story in the Daily Mail,

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Show Notes

President Zadari of Pakistan

DEC

Prop 8 Over-turned

Westboro Baptist Church

RBS Profits

Naomi Campbell

Wyclef Jean

Fox News Can’t Add Up

UFOs

And That Star Headline

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Show Notes

Government Allows Homeopathy To Continue on the NHS

The Price of Wheat

Alex Higgins

Ed Balls

Air Conditioned Underground Train.

GM Meat and Milk

ITV

Sun Tanning

Gay Adoption VS same sex couples

Show Notes

Michael Gove’s counting

England have crushed Pakistan

Natwest,

MI6 building Letter Bombs and not officially acknowledged

What Boris Johnson said

Critics of Sarah’s Law

Chelsea Clinton gets married

Poole Crematorium

The Sun Story

And some pictures of the MI6 building

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BP’s profits

David Cameron in India and Turkey

Shitterton’s sign problem

Dorset Police get over excited

NICE warning

Plastic Bertrand

Wikileaks

The story from the inside of the Dorset Evening Echo was true,

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Show Notes

David Cameron “Junior Partner”

George Osborne’s Claims

Daily Star Apology

Ferrari Cheating

Jeremy Hunt/BBC

Tony Haywood Might Resign

Super Massive Star

The Mercury music

The Farnborough air show and laser

British Crime Survey

Dick Cheney’s Heart Pump.

Sandra Bullock’s restraining order

The Times online readership

BP photoshop pictures and lobbied for prisoner release.